Friday, 25 September 2009

• Kanye's the Reason for the Teardrops on Taylor's Guitar

  Okay, so the Kanye/Taylor thing has almost run its course...but I couldn't help making one final joke about it...

  
  Kanye looks at me                                

  I hold my award so tightly

  That I won…and I need                                     

  That jackass to stay away from me

                                               

  But oh crap, here he comes and

  I’m freaking out, oh no

  Where is security?
  He’s just got to go

  
  Kanye walks up to me
  Other people laugh
  They think it’s scripted, see

  But he grabs the microphone

  So close I see designs on his dome

  
  He says, “Imma let you finish"
  What the hell kinda word is ‘imma’?

  “Beyonce had video of the year…”

  I’m as hurt as Perez is queer

   

  CHORUS:
  Kanye’s the reason for the teardrops on my guitar

                    The only thing that keeps me wishin’ he’d go back to the bar                 

  His were the songs in the car I kept singing
  Now like hell I do…

   

  Kanye hates us white folk

  Doesn’t know 'whites only' just means no yolk

  And my skin is white as snow

  Which turns Kanye into instant assho’

   

  He ain’t never wrote a song
  ‘Bout nothin’ but himself
  

  And he’s just pissed off
  Cause there’s not more awards on his shelf

   

  CHORUS

   

  Next time he even tries
  To pull this kind of trick
  I’m gonna make good on my name

  And give him a Swift kick

   

   

   

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