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F@#$ Obama. Hope those who voted for him realize they have just castrated our country.
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I've been all doped up on Vicodin after having my wisdom teeth removed. I'm registering for that pulse text feature, tho ;-)
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For some inexplicable reason, I love saying: "Dirty smelly pirate hooker" today and I don't know why.
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Sometimes I have to wonder if I'm the only one SICK of idiotic political posts that somehow keep making Xanga's front page.
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Ever since I got really bored and thought about the word 'business' it bothers me. Now I sound it out...busy-ness. UGH.
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I got turned down for sex after eating bean burritos. I asked "Are you afraid I would kill the moment or the moment would kill YOU?"
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We came home to find a dead rabbit in our yard. "It wasn't there earlier," said my husband. "Hare today, gone tomorrow," I said.
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I really hate the word "thespian".
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You never realize you're a mutt until you start doing your family tree. Piss on those who say they're "Irish". You're American.
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"You want a piece of cheese?" my husband asked. I said, "No. Do you want a cheesy piece?" and I laughed as I watched him gag.
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