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The Birds and the Pleas

All it took was the story about the Cockatoo that tricked the police into breaking down an apartment door because it was screaming, "Help me! Help me!" ...Well, maybe that plus the added catalyst of taking a walk throu…
I'm having surgery today, nasty people at the mall, writing contest, and I've got Vicodin...

I wrote part of this post earlier this week and have just had it marked 'private'. I do that because I sit down to write a post and can never finish it because Mommy is not allowed to have ten seconds to herself and mus…
Can You Buy Budweiser Sippy Cups on Ebay?

Oh dear sweet mother of Jesus, I have discovered Ebay again.EBAY! After bitching and moaning about my husband being addicted to the site for weeks, I decide to look and see what's on Ebay...I have had one Ebay transacti…
If I wrote Christmas letters...

Yep, I am all too aware my blog has gotten boring as of late...and I have every intention of trying to put my all back into it the way I used to. This past year has just been a really bad year for me. I barely can find…
A Day Without Coffee

Our coffee maker broke.I remember writing a similar entry once where our microwave had broken. I thought that was a tragedy...but it's nothing compared to your coffee maker breaking.See, I didn't realize how addicted I …
Declawing the Cattiness

I was thinking about something today that happened a few years ago. I have a fifteen year-old sister. A few years ago, when she was about twelve or thirteen, I was back home in Cincinnati visiting. My sister came home…
Reason #1 why I should be nominated world's biggest dork...I am such a dork. Really. If not evidenced by some of my past posts...like my failed Easy Cheese is Sexy™ campaign, getting stuck in a shirt, the tissue box in…
Random Ramblings of a Terminal InsomniacThank you ALL for the support on that last post. It was one of those things I wrote, hit 'submit' and then woke up the next morning thinking, "Oh God....what the hell did I put on…
The Stupidity of IQ'sOf all the things in my life, I figure that I can group everything into just a few simple categories:1. The things I do know. 2. The things I know and wish I didn't. 3. The things I don't know.…
Collectors...Hell's AngelsIf money is the root of all evil, then collections people must be the angels that sit upon the shoulder of the devil. What is it with these people? Must those who have fallen upon hard times b…